Amazon sells everything, right? Well, not everything, but all sorts of things you never would’ve expected back when they just sold books. Including some really, really expensive things. In the interest of nothing more than curiosity, we decided to find the 7 most expensive things on Amazon.

To be clear, we are only looking at items for which is the seller; Amazon partners are not included in this list. Here’s what we found:

1. Classic Lighting Maria Theresa Chandelier – You’ll most definitely get free shipping if you buy this $50,000+ chandelier that looks like you might find it in some disgraced, deposed dictator’s ostentatious castle from the turn of the 20th century. That’s not a knock — it’s a darn good-looking light fixture.

2. Sony VPLVW885ES 4K HDR Laser Home Theater Video Projector – Coming in at just under $25,000, this home theater projector lets you “revel in stunning 4K HDR laser clarity. With 2,000 lumens, you’ll experience rich cinematic colors, smooth motion, and dazzling brightness.” If you want to run the equivalent of a movie theater in your home, Amazon can set you up.

3. Fluke Networks DTX-1200-MS 120 Cable Test Set with DTX-1200 Cable Analyzer and DTX-MFM2 Multi-Mode and DTX-SFM2 Single Mode Fiber Modules – If you’ve got $15,000+ lying around, you can get this very expensive device that “performs extended certification of high-speed networks to ISO Level IV and TIA Level IIIe accuracy” and “performs Category 6 autotest in 9 seconds and tests shielded and unshielded twisted pair LAN cabling (STP, FTP, SSTP, and UTP), Category 6A/Class EA permanent link adapters, and Category 6/Class E channel adapters.”

4. Loloi Majestic Collection Camel / Beige Area Rug – That old Ikea rug was nice when you were just starting out, but now it’s time to upgrade to something more in the $17,000 range, don’t you think? This 100% wool, hand-hooked rug from India is huge, at 12 feet x 17.6 feet, which makes the price per square foot seem almost economical.

5. Portacool PAC2K36AD Hazardous Location Pneumatic Portable Evaporative Cooler – Got a situation on your hands that requires you to cool down the temperature in a hurry? This baby can lower the temperature by as much as 25 degrees. This cooler is meant for potentially hazardous environments, which explains the screaming orange color scheme. Expensive at just under $7700.

6. Bon Chef Chafer/Coffee/Dessert Station – Don’t let your friends outdo you at their dinner parties — get this massive piece of functional furniture to set your chafers/coffee urns/dessert trays upon. Expensive but so worth it at just over $7000.

7. JWLC Imports 90″ by 90″ by 85″ Mid Town Bed with Ivory Leather – This big, luxurious bed is a tad expensive at $5000+. Strangely enough, it is described as a “beautiful accent piece for any room in your home.” Maybe if you drop over $5K for a bed, you would be tempted to put it in the living room so guests could appreciate it, too.